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ackleholic-padaaddict: monsters-of-purgatory: parallelheart: yungfeminist: boyoatmeal: holy shit HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT shOTS FUCKING FIRED Oh Shyt lol, I never took the time to look the definition of that word up because I just made
i am so hype and also cant help but to laugh because @synnesai already got me my birthday/christmas presents IN FUCKING OCTOBER and literally sent them to me already and im like HOLY SHIT and she keeps hyping me up by saying its something awesome and
otakuapnsfw: i decided to make some fan art for @mcsweezy because i like the stuff that they make.also i originally planned to have generic character being tide up but i couldn’t come up with good colors that would look good so i just decided use
So… the whole war was because Emma was hurting because Scott died, and also the mutants lost the war, and the moongirl saves the day by creating a machine that clean the terrigen mist or something like that.Plus Medusa fucked up Emma’s face and
shylittlebaby: hey FYI if you purchase my snap premium to download videos and use an emulator to pretend to be me. don’t mention your damn public account. because I will get into it and shut your shit down. Just a small heads up I hate how dumb some
I just downloaded this alarm ringtone where choi jin hyuk says cheesy ass things to wake me up. Im trash lmao
theres a huge fucking cricket on my door and i dont have the guts to kill it and im actually gonna be late for school because of this shit
It has come to my attention that Sombra wears those foot shoes So here’s my prediction of her personality~ And if you think I’m making this shit up, go look at the most unfashionable people you’ve ever seen… they also run this website~
i mostly gif old shit because its the stuff i came up watching. like saturday and wednesday mornings this was the shit i was watching when i was a kid. so sorry if it seems like im an oldfashioned guy who despises new fangled stuff, i just want to gif
im going to eat this entire pot of curry by myself because i really dont give a fuck about nothing and it was bought for me so really they’d be insulted if i didnt eat the entirety of this disgusting bullshit.
tonysboypussy: if i wasn’t in the middle of roleplaying i’d take the time to make a whole huge ass fucking post about the feels this gives me because i see that shit everywhere nowadays and people EAT that shit up. and also because godDAMN this gives
Writing Eren/Armin fic, because if I can’t have a reality that people are trans* and brainsick and have successful friendship then I’m going to write fictional ones that do.
A reason to vote that’s not bullshit
greed-the-dorkalicious: because-im-freaking-greed: greed-the-dorkalicious: The fight in the restaurant at the beginning of Battle Tendency sounds fucking exactly like one of those made-up-for-notes posts holy shit Honestly, it’s even worse.I was
Most to Least Likely to Fuck Shit Up Because They Find it Funny
I heard my coworkers talking about the Ferguson issue. I’m biting my lip here, trying NOT to stand up and just go and punch these fuckers in the face because HOLY SHIT THE IGNORANCE I HAVE TO DEAL WITH OH MY FUCKING GOD. *punches screen* I fucking
luiskingking replied to your post: weroni93 said:What about episode … Rebecca Sugar has some shit to own up to for fucking up the fanbase this bad over pie I think the pie thing is Paul Villeco’s fault because he’s the one who wrote
Sometimes I think about trying to interact with my mutuals but then I get embarrassed and anxious and it fucks me up. Because is a great way to make friends is to randomly tell them creepy or weird shit.
Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?
i lied to my parents and said i felt too shitty to go to school but in reality i just didn’t want to read the chapter i had a test on today wow i’m an actual piece of shit.
i have two essays, an art project, ap stat, and precalc homework due today and tomorrow and i’m a literal piece of shit because i was supposed to do all that over break but lmao guess who didn’t and is gonna fucking fail this semester.
marvelcolm: “Don’t you mean ALL lives ma -” SHUT THE FUCK UP IT IS LITERALLY LEGAL FOR COPS TO MURDER BLACK PEOPLE LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING HAPPENS TO THEM I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU’RE OFFENDED BY #BLACK LIVES MATTER, BECAUSE EVERYONE ALREADY
randomguy2015: dennisthemanic: mayathemartian: iwakeupblack: College Photoshops Black Man’s Head Into Marketing Campaign, Forgets To Change White Hands link Bruh 😩😂 FUCKING UP because-tina
jiahpleasechill: white people need to stay off urban dictionary tryna tell people what AAVE terms mean because they always wrong as fuck and inaccurate as hell just like that the fuck do y'all even be talking about where do y'all even come up with any
dialeqtic: dapier-co: dialeqtic: This a lose - lose situation, either you keep paying your employees more money to keep up with the rate of inflation until your company is no longer profitable or you try to compromise and look like a dick because
saturnineaqua: booasaur: katielittlekinrit: Qwhite fucked #i can’t imagine all the black actresses #who were token characters in the 90s #sucking it up thinking it’ll pay off one day #end up realizing it never did and never will #because they
masked-up: witchywaterstone: squided: *digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because I’m still amazed at the stupidity* I’m going to die Holy fucking shit
the-fandoms-are-cool: wheelbarrow-full-of-deutschmarks: the-fandoms-are-cool: if you hear American kids saying “I hate metric” we’re don’t mean we hate metric we mean we hate converting our system to metric because it’s fucked up as shit
thecadre15: thesamgladwinproblem: nighthooker: shisnojon: bagelthins: STOP FUCKING PHYSICALLY ASSAULTING PEOPLE FOR THE INTERNET BECAUSE YOU THINK ITS FUNNY OR IT WILL GET A LOT OF VIEWS OR SOMETHING HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS ISNT SOMETHING TO LAUGH
pastrymisha: dnwinchester: #this is a proclamation of love #sometimes my heart breaks #because dean is hopelessly in love with cas #and he’s so fucking angry about it #he can’t enjoy it #it terrifies him #because atrocious shit happens to
ectoboilogist: angrybagel: angrybagel: “NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog i feel like you 0% needed to clarify that because who the fuck would ever name their dog homo
best-days-of-my-flerm: kristoffbjorgman: …you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit. holy fucking shit
growlithed: i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed
pregnantseinfeld: gerbildine: pregnantseinfeld: degenerarchy: pregnantseinfeld: its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth
Nearly -30 outside. Couldn’t idle car to warm it up because we’re almost out of gas. Hands cold on steering wheel. fuck this shit
connorkengays: chiffonades: PLEASE FUCKING STOP. #ITS KIND OF GROSS HOW TUMLBR IS FAWNING OVER HINM#JUST BECAUSE HE IS JAPANESE#HE IS A HUMAN BEING have some respect holy shit#instead of summing people up because of their race#the anime comments are
raptorific: sombra can’t do jack shit to hanzo because that dude has absolutely no secrets. she can’t threaten to embarrass him because he already beat her to the punch. she can’t expose the ways in which he’s fucked up because he basically
steveholtvstheuniverse: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING SNOWMAN YOU ARE GOING TO PULL THE LOLSORANDOM STUNT THAT EVERY FUCKING ANIMATED FEATURE HAS HAD FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT UP BECAUSE PEOPLE
forget-me-or-not: don’t you just hate those songs that light this fucking fire inside your soul and it makes you want to get up and fuck shit up and change the world and create a better tomorrow but you can’t do anything because you are a teenage
Please feel free to massage me because I feel like a worthless piece of shit
buttcheekpalmkang: flawlessxqueen: 56blogsstillcrazy: JORDAN THE FUCKING GOAT shoot it u fucking midget im weak This is wild. People forget Jordan was aware of how good he was and talked a shitload of shit because he could back that shit up.
I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
iloveriandawson:I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
onlyafro: ameliaulation: hyliari: oh my god after like a million years of staring at this i finally figured it out i’m gonna post pictures with lines and shit because god DAMN like the shadow under the arm was fucking me up because the arm had to
airelement36: writers-block: airelement36: via Imgfave for iPhone Well thank god because I’m good at fucking shit up.You know, like love and shit. It’s a super power, embrace it @writers-block 🙋
brash-and-bold: THIS PEICE OF SHIT FUCKING GAME I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED THIS FUCKING GAME AND THIS ‘OH THIS SHOULD BE FUN’ WELL TOO FUCKING LATE KIDDOS BECAUSE THIS IS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF ROTTEN DIARRHEA TO EVER EXIST ID MUCH RATHER GET FUCKED UP
mansurfer: Fraternity X - Frat Boy Gets It - When fratboy Tom gets fucked up he starts to act all gay and shit which is perfect because his long-ass hair reminds me of my girlfriend. So we waited until he was extra fucked up and then fucked that filthy
jukkes: Honestly like if you ever share someone else’s nudes w me we are no longer friends. Just because you say “it’s just you” is so fucked up. That person trusted you enough to show them their body. Also if you keep nudes from your ex ill
whatever the fuck this gol d guy’s name was, I forgot because he’s useless, did anyone feel like he just was an annoying piece of shit god damn just shut the fuck up you fucking shit r2d2 just tore shit up and got shit done while this other
lightsaroundyourvanity: Two years after Dean awkwardly fumbles through kissing Robin he is scamming on girls he really likes and deflecting potential intimacy with bravado in “After School Special” and that is actually totally heartbreaking because
my mom just said I’m prone to yeast infections because I wear tight pants FUCKING TIGHT PANTS I’ve been wearing skirts and dresses and shorts and shit all fucking summer and all of a sudden itchy vagina is from tight pants???????? I asked
darlingicarus: when one character brokenly says “i have nothing to offer you” and the other character looks at them with fond exasperation, because there’s nothing else they could want except the gift of their love. that shit gets me.
bossyasfvck: you don’t just fucking leave someone like that you don’t just fucking give up because you’re scared someone might actually love you the way you deserve you’re a fucking piece of shit and I hate that I still think you’re a good
zilla308: steveholtvstheuniverse: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING SNOWMAN YOU ARE GOING TO PULL THE LOLSORANDOM STUNT THAT EVERY FUCKING ANIMATED FEATURE HAS HAD FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT UP BECAUSE
I need to hurry up and finish drawing these dicks because there is something I want to do that’s sfw or at the least nobody has their dangly bits out or in someone. I would hit up the energy drinks again to get em done but I like the roof of my
everyone should go read Growing Up With Steven by Madeoflove14 because holy shit its sooooo cuuuuttteee
So like if Jaune can amplify people’s auras and this their semblance (like how Ren could cover MULTIPLE TRAIN CARS) What the fuck would that give Team RWBY because oh my god???Would Ruby have INSTANT teleportation?? Would her silver eyes be able to
lelianas: DA30 Day 10: Favorite Party Banter Merrill: I miss it sometimes, things being certain.Anders: Some things are certain. Merrill: Not anymore. Because I hate when people imply that Merrill is a stupid naive moeblob, but I don’t have to write
scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world, apparently, because someone will “mess me up,”